my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
it glows. i had to have it.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
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Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
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Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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