My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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