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I accidentally had phone sex last night

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(651): I accidentally had phone sex last night http://tfl.nu/0rrd

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so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse

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so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though

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(443): so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse (914): so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though http://tfl.nu/1ux5

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What are you doing?

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High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...

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That guy could sell me cancer.

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(352): What are you doing? (352): High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials... (352): That guy could sell me cancer. http://tfl.nu/gkwe

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They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.

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(845): They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory. http://tfl.nu/jr9q

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I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.

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(250): I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official. http://tfl.nu/pkh7

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He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.

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(304): He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight. http://tfl.nu/5vdu

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her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"

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(443): her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does" http://tfl.nu/16y8

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It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother

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(240): It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother http://tfl.nu/obkn

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Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.

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(419): Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won. http://tfl.nu/dkj1

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Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up

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(217): Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up http://tfl.nu/7l2l

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That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.

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(570): That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga. http://tfl.nu/2c2v

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Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.

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(520): Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks. http://tfl.nu/j1xw

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Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.

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(805): Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep. http://tfl.nu/gnxv

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It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike

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(513): It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike http://tfl.nu/56lf

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Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.

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(412): Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster. http://tfl.nu/q387

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