hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
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you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
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I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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