she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
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Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
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I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution