Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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