I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
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Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
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I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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