My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
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someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
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We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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