I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
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i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
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I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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