and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
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I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
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You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
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