I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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