He is an equal opportunity slut.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
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just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
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He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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