Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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