Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
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Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
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Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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