she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
