You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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