I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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