THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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