big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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