windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
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and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
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You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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