Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
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i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
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And then my night got REAL pukey
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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