she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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