I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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