IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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