Dual....:-)
I feel like abortions should bother me more
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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