you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
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I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
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