I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Randomize