I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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