i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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