we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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