So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
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