Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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