we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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