so explain again why im purple
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So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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