Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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