if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
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