i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
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I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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