Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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