it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
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A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
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