i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
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She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
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He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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