we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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