How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
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He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
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I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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