i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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