your thong is hanging out like whoa
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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