I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
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Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
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I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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