I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
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sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
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It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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