Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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