Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
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I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
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Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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