my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Randomize
