how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I party with great urgency now.
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