I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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