no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
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I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
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Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
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