I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
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so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
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I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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