At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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