I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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