sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
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Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
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Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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